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Polecat!

My apartment stinks of polecat.  While taking a shower, I start to smell a faint trace of something. At first I think it is ganja that the people below me smoke but it has to be strong since I have the window in the bathroom closed. After exiting the bathroom, I notice the entire apartment reeks of polecat save my bedroom. Luckily I had my bedroom door shut since I had the AC on. I had the windows open in the kitchen and living room though and that is where the smell is entering. Apparently the neighbor’s cat that runs free got into it with the skunk and it lost the battle. Now the cat reeks of polecat and it keeps meowing wanting in to the neighbor’s apartment but she won’t let it in because it stinks.  Luckily I can not hear the cat in the bedroom nor can I smell the blasted thing. Hopefully everything will be better tomorrow.

Skunk

The Top Ten

10. Godzilla

9. Alyssa Milano

8. Tygra

7. Finish Him!

6. Dana Scully

5. What’s the deal with Gorn Nuts?

4. It’s not a tumor!

3. Master Shake

2. Nirvana

1. Chicken Planks

I didn’t realize…

Tom Brady was the backbone of the Patriots’ defense.  Here I thought Bill Belichick was suppose to be a genius. He couldn’t beat one of this shittiest teams in the league, The Dolphins.  I was starting to think that the Patriots could end up with a 9-7 or a 10-6 record but after watching what the Dolphins did to them I am think 7-9 or possibly worse.

I will keep this site up to date…

Or so I like to think. I will try and put out more shitty episodes in the future. I may even write some although my writing skills are poor. Maybe I will sing some karaoke and post that. I could ask questions and ask for answers so that you will write for me.  I could also make up some lies.

What do you think about someone saying that they saw Apoc D’s image in a plate of pasta? How much do you think it will sell for?

I heard McCain is in bed with aliens (the extraterrestial kind not the illegal kind) and they are the downfall of the economy. Any truth to that?

What is the best font to present reports for meetings? I welcome your input although I will probably ignore it.

On a closing note, be sure to invest in moon bucks.