Apocalypse Dowell came across a story of a cat eating toes in Japan. I came across a similiar story in Germany. The conclusion was that cats are taking over the world by eating toes and that there is a conspiracy afoot. Now I have found a story that leads some credence to cats taking over the world. Here is a small snippet from the article.
According to the Ottawa Citizen David Harper, the shy and somewhat reclusive owner of Red the cat, died in March at the age of 79, but left an estate worth 1.3 million dollars (1.1 million US) to his beloved tabby.
Notice how they don’t mention how he died. They just say he died. I wonder if he still has his toes? Now David dieing wasn’t the worst part. The worst part was that he has left his entire fortune to Red the cat. What the hell is Red going to do with this new wealth? My thoughts are to start covering up stories about cats killing people by eating their toes. I am sure we will hear less negative stories about cats and more positive press such as cats are benefitial to humanity. We know that is a lie. Hopefully the cats will not come after me next.
It appears they already bought a computer to start the suppressing of information.
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